February 2012
Anonymous asked: can u give me some vague advice for seducing a sexy man I met b/c I feel that u can help me, ur probably the mystic meg of dick
watching your favourite childhood cartoons for the first time as an adult is weird
i cant wait until the human race is wiped out but i am rewarded with supernatural powers because i am an ally of the plants an animals and i will live in the wild like princess mononoke
is western society making you feel like your introverted nature is a flaw that is holding you back?
well, fear no more, puny beta human!
take this pill and your personality will be immedaitely transformed into the sassy straw-persona of your choosing!
including:
-sassy fat black woman
-sassy gay best friend
-quick witted sociopathic white male lawyer
its 2pm guess ill finish getting dressed
mary katrantzou for topshop →
i don’t like any of it now and i will like it even less when i see it on real people
just joking you’re all beautiful now and forever
you have to tell yourself you’re beautiful every day because as we get older we’re only going to get uglier and it will be harder to believe this then
i actually dont know how to make a dental appointment
heathcliff
its mee cathyyy ive come hooOoOome
i asked my mum if i should get them and she said ‘you must be joking’ and i said ‘ignore how she’s styled just look at the trousers’ and she said ‘they’re the favourite clothing for russian clowns’ :x
i was watching a kitten video and i started crying fucking fuck you hormones
i just want to cry all the time why do i have to be a girl i hate periods
thacarterlxix ответил(a) на ваше фото: should i get these trousers
where do the top of them sit on your body?
i don’t really know which is a problem
http://www.monki.com/Shop/Pants/Jessi_Trousers/13220-278418.1
i think ordering trousers online is bound to be disastrous probably
in 5 years time most people i know now will probably be married with children
Anonymous asked: did you handwrite the pine needle bag? it's great
im tryinbg too sleep but my flatmate is playing nickelback too loud i think this is a legitimate reason to kill her/myself
the nhs gives me money towards contact lenses because i am so shortsighted
http://shop.wilderquarterly.com/collections/frontpage/products/1-year-subscription
my birthday is coming up i would like a subscription to a magazine that is full of pictures of flowers