December 2009
Charlie
I like how your tumblr is called ‘Charlie’.
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btw
In that essay that which I used a made up word in which, I got an A.
Can you see why I do so well in English Lit because I sure can.
A farmer told me yesterday ‘apples are going up,’ to which I...
– Clement Freud
Having followers makes me feel like a religious...
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DISADVANTAGES OF PAINTING IN THE DARK
I dropped my pencil and now I cannot find it
Can’t really see what you’re painting
Conclusion:
Don’t paint in the dark.
THERE ARE 7 DAYS UNTIL
people stop counting down to Christmas.
snow
you are rubbish and cold.
GOD DAMN
I’m now writing Christmas cards to all the people that live on my street, with whom I’ve only ever shared mutual embarassment, should we ever have the misfortune of making eye contact and having to acknowledge each others existence. This is so British, so awkward, and so embarassing. I can see the misery in their penmanship as they sat there and tried to spell our painfully awkward...