haha my grandad is super into like new age pseudo science and indigo children theories and stuff like that, he got me this book about “”“”psychology”“”” and its full of fun ramblings with healthy doses of misogyny and just made up stuff, my favourite parts are what someones physical features tell you about their personality, here is a paraphrased section about eye colour:
green eyes - these eyes are the eyes of gentleness, belonging to reliable people (this is especially true in the case of women), and also the eyes of people impatient in love
dark brown eyes - these are the eyes of spontaneous and passionate people, who are independant in love
grey eyes - these are the eyes of people that react quickly to changing situations, people that are curious and quick witted yet capable of lying and manipulating easily if they so wish
light-brown/hazel eyes - eyes usually belonging to people with strong willed hard exteriors but with soft and gentle inner natures
blue eyes - deceiving eyes, eyes in which you search for a deeper core but in reality they belong to those that will do anything to achieve their goal, but make great lovers and are not easily forgotten
black eyes - a dark temper and often belong to very irritable people. if these people want something, nothing will stop them, they will do anything to protect their happiness and their love
how much do u want to bet that this person had a gf or bf with blue eyes that cheated on them
