lmao this was written by an anthropomorphised fedora
(Source: okweirdo, via iguessthatscool)
5:56 pm • 8 August 2012 • 4,252 notes
Lol, this is one of the funniest things I’ve read recently! Someone’s feeling entitled and brushed off!
LOL. And WTF is with that last paragraph and “dieing” while we “cower in your house all day demanding [them to] go and...
OH NOES. THE LOSS TO ALL THE WOMEN THAT COULD HAVE MARRIED THIS PRIZE RIGHT HERE. I AM C RYING.
A marriage strike? I guess that means you won’t be making any unwanted advances on me, then. And no more “presents”...
That’s a lot of levels of not getting it, holy shit.
Oh no. How will the world possibly cope with the loss of a prime catch such as this?
MARRIAGE STRIKE I’M DYING
i think i’ve reblogged this before but it’s just gold
And females the world over cried woefully as this brave soul went on a “marriage strike.”
no, please, stop, date us…