lmao this was written by an anthropomorphised fedora
(Source: okweirdo, via iguessthatscool)
5:56 pm • 8 August 2012 • 4,277 notes
I have no words because it would be too long of a paragraph but believe me I would be completely correct
androphilia dude is this you
OH NO NOT MY WORLD OF SHOES AND PURSES HOW CAN I GO ON
I’m pretty sure “bowing down to your vagina” should become a thing. Because I’m into it.
this is like a Going Galt speech except a thousand times more pathetic